The point is: His Devine Noodliness The FSM has been present on Earth since life began, and He has loved this planet and protected it as best as he could.įor much of the 4.5 billion years that the Earth has existed, The Flying Spaghetti Monster chose not to take corporeal form. He secretly favors turtles, but that is neither here nor there. He loves all the animals in the ocean as well. The Flying Spaghetti Monster cares for all creatures that fly or crawl or walk on the Earth. It should be noted that He is not like other gods who only care for humans. He is invested in the species of this planet and their well-being. There were five major extinction events before the Holocene extinction (which is happening now.) The Flaying Spaghetti Monster wept huge tears of pasta sauce during all of them, and the sauce fell upon the Earth. He wanted to use his immense power to help Earth and its inhabitants in whatever way He could. Yet, Earth was so beautiful and complex that He decided to stay. However, when he saw Earth and the life evolving there, He fell in love with it! No other planet had ever caught His eye in the time since the universe began. He had many adventures in the galaxies of our ever-expanding universe, and He was happy. At first, He lived among the planets and danced with the stars in the vacuum of space. The Flying Spaghetti Monster began as a being of pure energy, and has existed since the Big Bang. Just one of the places His Noodliness has been seen… The History of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Also please note that we do intend to challenge countries that do not recognize His Noodliness as a “real” god, because He is very real and very deserving of as much recognition as Allah, Ra, or Jesus. Please take a moment to read about the church, and to understand our mission and our goals. We simply want to lay out our sincerely held beliefs about The Word of His Noodliness, and ensure that the world can hear His message of warm and delicious love. We do not seek to challenge any other sect of Pastafarianism. The Unitarian Church respects both the Pirates and the Skeptics. It is distinctly different from previous versions of Pastafarianism. This new and improved recipe of Pastafarianism outlines our beliefs, holidays, rituals, and other dogma. We are a church that is based on The Word spoken by His Noodliness The Flying Spaghetti Monster to his prophet Violet Johnson, which has been laid down in the Bible: The New Testament of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Dinner 2.0.
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You can also download this Tri-Fold Pamphlet to aid you in spreading our message, and this handout on why we meet the religious tests to be considered a “real” church.
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Download the bible for free here to learn all about us. The Unitarian Church of Pasta is a breakaway sect of Pastafarianism that focuses on inclusion. Welcome to the Unitarian Church of Pasta! Who We Are
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